Collection: Harry Potter Office Awards

For the employee with an eagle eye for details, we have this award.

This award goes to the employee who is terrible at following instructions and pretty much likes to do things their way.

Maybe they don’t say "My father will hear about this!" to get out of life's most vexing problems, but this person somehow has a frustrating ability to absolutely, certainly, never ever get into trouble. If this description fits a colleague, they deserve the Draco Malfoy Award.

This award goes to the colleague who tells whopping great fibs about their past life - designed to demonstrate how wonderful or brave or brilliant they are.

This one is for the intimidating manager who has earned themselves several secret monikers.

The winner of the Helpful Hagrid Award is a kindhearted and well-meaning teacher who is friendly with everyone.

What's the circumference of Jupiter? Who was the first person to win an Olympic medal? Who knows, and who cares! Oh wait – your office Hermione does. To the person who puts Google search to shame, we have the Hermione Granger Award.

You know the type - someone who knows a "guy" for everything (from electrical failures to finding you a hitman). Much like Horace Slughorn, this person has a collection of people and zero reservations about letting you know that they have a collection of people. This person gets the Horace Slughorn Award.

This award is for the employee who has immense respect for their manager, follows all orders obediently, and hates all those who do not abide by the rules.

Neville Longbottom had a reputation of being an incompetent and accident-prone dolt. However, during the final battle, he proved himself to be a true Gryffindor by wielding Godric Gryffindor's sword and using it to slay Nagini. So, present the Longbottom Progress Award to the person in the office who has shown great improvement over time.

For the extremely quirky employee known for their eccentric beliefs and qualities.

For the employee who always has a sob story to share.

This award goes to the person in the office who is an extremely positive ray of light.

An equally intelligent, wise person in the office should be honoured with the Professor Albus Dumbledore Award.

Tough love is the only adequate way to describe your relationship with this person. You get along reasonably well in the real world (sometimes, you even have stimulating conversations that change your perspective on things!), but this office manager also brutally rides you for results. Yes, this person deserves the Professor McGonagall Award.

The award for the gossiper-in-chief at work. This person knew that Rachel in accounting was pregnant three weeks before Rachel in accounting even knew she was pregnant. You can find this person standing surreptitiously by the water cooler or taking their sweet-ass time pouring themselves a cup of coffee in the morning.

For the sweet tooth and lover of chocolates and candies goes this award.

This award is for the star performer who takes the team forward no matter how adverse the circumstances.

Gryffindor is said to have praised courage, determination, and strength of heart above all other qualities. So, this one goes to the courageous employee who isn’t afraid of speaking their mind.

Helga Hufflepuff favoured loyalty, honesty, and dedication. To the employee that embodies these values goes this award.

The award for a group of notorious yet inseparable friends at work.

Ravenclaw was known to have selected students according to intelligence and wisdom. And so for the wisest employee, we have The Rowena Ravenclaw Award.

For the employee who always speaks up for the rights of others.

Salazar Slytherin selected his students according to their cunning, ambition, and blood purity. Hand this award to your most ambitious employee.

This award should be given to the employee that has tons of responsibility, and always delivers.

Do you have a team member who gets things done without much effort? It could be by making a gesture, or by sending a text or email, or by making a few calls. Almost like a spell that could make things fly. To this person goes The Wingardium Leviosa Award.

When you have to team up on a project, you know that one person everyone wants to work with - they deserve the Weasley Is Our King Award for their endearing personality and fierce loyalty.

Pranksters add joy to a workplace. This is the award to reward them for doing so.

Not all new employees hit the ground running. For the ones that do, and really well, the rookies that perform like wizards right from the get-go, we have the Yer A Wizard Award.